Slingshot Champlain Space Cruises Shuttle

Alright space cadets, the unveiling of the

Slingshot Champlain Space Crusies Shuttle

has launched! Our emmissions free space rocket was unveiled last weekend amid a gallery of emptynesters and honeymooners who have pre-registered with us. A one hour in-ship tour of this 200 meter space rocket shuttle was coordinated by out customer relations team. Customers got a preview of the scene on board and gauging from their reactions, they were pleased. One customer states that they "couldn't wait to go into space for a tour of the moon-scape." This emmissions- free spacecraft is renamed the Champlain Cruises Space Cruiser. On board the Champlain Cruises Space Cruiser, honeymooner space enthusiasts can enjoy one of our 5 honeymoon space suites. The ship is designed with windows to catch the romantic view of the moon as the space shuttle rocket passes by.

Slingshot Champlain 'Cruises' for Emissions Free Space Rides

Greetings space ride enthusiasts!
The latest technological developments having space travel applications will enable

Slingshot Champlain Cruises Space Technology

delivering safer rides. Our slingshot shuttle rides to the moon will not be like the non-evolving space shuttle developed by NASA. Our space shuttle rocket will be a fusion of technology driven by space ride fan feedback. For example, Scientists at Duke University have successfully cloaked a copper drum rendering it and its shadow invisible the eye. This has implications on slingshot space travel, so says the Champlain Cruises Space Agency director. You can read more about this at the Daily Southtown News Site. As we are aware, space travel does have its risks, and not being able to be seen at times of conflict is added bonus for our newlyweds and empty-nesters who want to remember their holiday aboard our vessel without the worry of becoming a soft target for hostile nations or alien hijackers.